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I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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