I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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