So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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