Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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