No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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