I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
