Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Randomize
