Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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