**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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