Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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