Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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