We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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