nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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