Don't you send me to vm
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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