Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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