whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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