You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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