no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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