Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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