she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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