Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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