He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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