I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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