Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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