id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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