Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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