well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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