I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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