so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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