i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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