Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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