i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Come share oat with me in your robe
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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