"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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