Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
What a dumb baby whore.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
