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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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