Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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