Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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