Only a mothe r could love this liver
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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