Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have grass duct taped all over my body
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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