You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
