I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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