i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
