Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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