when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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