i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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