I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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