You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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