You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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