Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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