I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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