no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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