Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How naked do you want me to be?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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