My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
