We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
