I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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