Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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