quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
